12 Things Your Food Would Definitely Tell You If It Could Talk [WTF?]
Need a quick laugh? Designer David Olenick’s series of food caricatures are good for a rapid-fire 12. From snarky pizza and burgers, to overzealous broccoli, to instigative wine and tequila, he’s hilariously spot on at encapsulating the personality of various food species.
Pardon the profanity. Apparently broccoli and burgers are rather filthy. Who knew.
Bryan DiSanto
Owner & Editor-in-Chief at Lean It UP
Bryan DiSanto is the Owner & Editor-in-Chief of Lean It UP, ACE-CPT & CSN, NYU graduate, ex-fat kid, and all-around fitness/nutrition nutjob.
When he’s not working on his (or somebody else’s) abs, whipping up Eggocados, or running a Tough Mudder, he’s probably off yelling at a Carolina Panthers game somewhere.
When he’s not working on his (or somebody else’s) abs, whipping up Eggocados, or running a Tough Mudder, he’s probably off yelling at a Carolina Panthers game somewhere.
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